22. Outside my window I can see exactly 18 brand new garbage trucks. I believe number 19 is just out of my view.
23. My favorite garbage truck is the one with the American Flag painted on its side. Where’s a constitutional amendment when you need one?
24. Outside my window, I can see seven brand new dumpsters. No dumpsters, to my knowledge, lurk just out of sight.
25. What are the odds that a conference on trash collection and recycling would coincide with a conference on AP? Feel free to draw any analogies you’d like. I’m too tired to draw analogies.
26. I got wined and dined tonight by a textbook publishing company. They bought me a little fruit, some sliced bell peppers, half a dozen (or more) skewers of chicken sate, a dozen coconut fried shrimp, a handful (pretty much literally) of egg rolls, four cocktails, and two cups of coffee. All that, and I won’t even mention their name on our blog. Man, I’m a cheapskate.
27. In class today, while reading a paper that scored quite well, a student accidentally changed reckless into wreckless. I think wreckless is my new favorite word, replacing the current champion, “crotchital region.”
28. I miss my wife very much. I should probably tell her that.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
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2 comments:
your wife mentioned to her daughter today at lunch thst she missed you, too. Daughter agreed.
Garbage trucks, eh? Did the Sanitation convention peeple arrive via garbage truck?
I didn't see them come in; they might have fallen from the sky for all I know
I did, however, see a guy lovingly polishing his truck this morning.
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