We're not Making This Up

Overheard on the bus.
Scruffy Guy: Have you ever considered a career in panhandling and being drunk all day?
Young Chick: uh, no. YC put a handkerchief to her nose.
SG: Would it help if I was a Muslim?
YC: no
SG: Good 'cause I'm white.

Later, off the bus, SG to friend: Dude, she was so into me.

A Family Friendly Game

Spend a day hanging out with your four year old. Count the number of strangers she makes smile. Aim for double digits!