Overheard on the bus.
Scruffy Guy: Have you ever considered a career in panhandling and being drunk all day?
Young Chick: uh, no. YC put a handkerchief to her nose.
SG: Would it help if I was a Muslim?
YC: no
SG: Good 'cause I'm white.
Later, off the bus, SG to friend: Dude, she was so into me.
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hey man, how am i supposed to stalk you guys if you never update your blog?
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