Elementary Problem Solving

D: What do you want for breakfast?
W: I want ... toast AND corn AND oranges.
D: Okay. But I want you to have one at a time. Which do you want first?
W: I want corn ON my toast.
D: Okay ... That sounds ... interesting, but it might be a little frustrating. the corn will probably fall off the toast. Do you think you can handle that?
W: Well ... I'll put peanut butter on the toast and then push the corn into it so it will stick!
D: (shuddering) ... Okay!

Who am I to argue?

PS - She had seconds. When she offered a bite to Mom and me, we politely declined.