How Was Your Weekend?

Our recent camping trip, by the numbers:

Days out -
Ed: 5
C & W: 4

Rivers: 4
The Clackamas, the Lewis River, the Wind River, Paradise Creek

Waterfalls: 5
Upper Lewis, Middle Lewis, and (you guessed it!) Lower Lewis, Falls Creeks Falls, and an anonymous fall in the middle of Falls Creek


Skeeter Bites -
Ed: 37
C & W: 2 each
Ratio of Sweetness of Ed to C or W - 18.5:1
Ratio of Sweetness of Ed to C and W - 9.25:1
Number of pages in New Yorker article about itching that Ed read: 7
Number of times Ed scratched while reading: 19

Thunderstorms: 1
Thunderstorms with rain worth mentioning: 0
Lightning flashes: 3

Visits to creepy country store straight from the set of Deliverance to buy ice: 2
Banjo players at above mentioned store: 0

Days until our next camping trip: too many!