Dateline: Project Table

May 31, 2005. Portland, Ore. A mass grave has been discovered on the Project Table, just outside the Doll House. The bodies of three Doll Women were buried side by side while, nearby, in a separate unmarked grave, three generations of Doll Men were found. Reasons for the gender segregation remain unclear. Local authorities have no clues as to motive for this heinous crime, though prominent researchers have found a statistically significant connection between violent ambulance related bedtime stories and Doll homicide. The leading suspects in the case are the four frogs found sleeping in the victims' bed.