Monday, August 23, 2004

Three Things You Probably Didn't Need to Know About the Umpires' Locker Room at Safeco Field

1. The Umpires’ Room is stocked to the rafters with all the necessaries: lockers, showers, sun tan lotion, hair mousse, foot fungus spray and …
2. … the second bathroom stall has a crate (yes, a crate) full of Playboy magazines (hey ump! Don’t you know that’ll make you go blind!). And, coincidentally …
3. … the door to the Umpires’ Room is labeled, of course, in Braille.

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